As the lyrics say "love is a battlefield." But I don't really understand this, literally or metaphorically. Who is battling who? As a female am I battling the opposite sex or those "bitches" who steal my man? There was one time that I thought I was involved in a love battle, but then I realised that pretending to kill people using the Lightsaber app. on an iphone doesn't count.
I have heard that sex can be used as a weapon, but I've never seen any sex weapons before and I'm not really sure how to use sex in combat. Is someone able to explain this to me? Actually, scrap that... I don't think I want to know.
Another thing I can't comprehend about love being a battlefield is, where the battles take place and if people use tactics? If it was a video game, would you be able to play online? Perhaps I'm just being a little robotic and take lyrics of songs way too literally.
Maybe I'm just really naive in my decision not to participate in the "love war," although I'm sure that if I did, I would fail miserably and be killed with sex weapons. So I prefer to to take things as they come and tackle them with out having to put on armour or raise my white flag. That way, no one needs to be injured dildo rifles.
Have u not been to sexyland they have sex weapons that can kill haha
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