The Only Okay Things in Life.

It's said that the best things in life are free. I agree with that. But something I also agree with is that the best things in life can be bought, but they are a lesser quality.

For example, some people argue that you cannot buy love. It's true that you can't buy true love. But an hours lovin' from a woman named Trixie can be bought. Of course, the love will only last an hour, (unless you pay more) there will be no canoodling afterward and there will be a high risk of catching Herpes. But that love can be bought.

Money can't buy friendship. Actually money can't buy you real, true, honest, friendship. But if you're the kind of person who doesn't care about BFFs and all that jazz, then you can defiantly buy friends. These people will only be around when you offer to pay for their movie ticket or shout them a few beers. And when there is even a hint of your funds running low, these "friends" will be gone faster than you can blink. But you will still have some company for a while.

Many people will argue that you cannot buy the miracle of childbirth. Well these people just haven't heard of adoption have they? Aspiring parents can pay thousands of dollars, to adopt a child. Most of the time, the kid wont even look you. And some day, the kid will endeavour to find its "real" parents, forgetting all the years of love and encouragement you gave it. Okay that was kind of harsh, but you get my point.

So there you go, the best things in life are in fact free, but we mustn't confuse the best things in life with the only okay things in life. The only okay things are not free!