Hey! it's okay...

I'm stealing this from Cleo, but Cleo stole this off Glamour. And two wrongs make a right so...

Hey! It's okay...

- to fart in a crowded place then walk away... it's hilarious!

- to eat a toasted ham and cheese sandwich if you're vegetarian... ham is awesome!

- to only know how to spell "glamorous" by silently singing G...L...A...M...O...R...O...U...S... to yourself.

- to play Call of Duty for hours when you have an assignment due the next day.

- to skip class because you didn't finish your assignment but just stay home and play Call of Duty for hours again.

- to use "ya mum" as plausible answer to anything.

- to pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars... 'cause you could really use a wish right now.

- to idolise Ricky from Trailer Park Boys... he's so bad ass.

- to hate Kevin Bacon purely because of Footloose.

- to end you blog a little short because your laptop's running out of battery.

In a Barbie World.

Barbie, my childhood role model and friend. She's incredible, she can do pretty much everything. Once she was a dentist and she's gone into space. I remember I use to have a pregnant Barbie, you flip her tummy and there is a baby in there. I had a mermaid Barbie too. I also remember Barbie being racially confused, she has been black a few times.

Reminiscing about Barbie and all the things she has done, and will continue to do, made me think about what Barbie will never do or become. I have thought of some Barbies that will never make it to the store...

Feminazi Barbie

If Feminazi Barbie were to be sold, the only person in the world who would buy her is Germaine Greer. Feminazi Barbie comes with a burning bra and a few catch phrases about how men suck and the power of equality (equality meaning women are more equal than men.)


Jailbird Barbie


Of course, Barbie would never go to jail. She's too good, she's a saint! Although, I have heard rumours of Matel releasing Drug Mule Barbie, so you never know. So when Drug Mule Barbie become Jailbird Babie, she comes complete with jail clothes, dirty prison tatts and shank.

Homeless Barbie



Due to Barbie's impressive CV, there is no chance she will ever be unemployed. And she's been a princess before, so I'm sure you can go back to that. But if Barbie ever becomes homeless, she comes with dirty, scrungy clothes and asks passers by for change. Plus her hair is ratty.

Transvestite Ken


Now, I'm not completely convinced that Ken isn't gender confused. However; Transvestite Ken wears a pretty skirt, pink singlet top, love heart necklace and a so totally cute hair bow. You can buy more clothes and accessories separately for Ken.

Garbo Barbie


Wearing ugly, green overalls to protect her pretty clothes from getting dirty, Garbo Barbie comes with a trash can. Garbage truck is sold separately. But of course, Barbie would never be a garbo, it's not a very glamorous job.